Photos from the trip are included!
I'm trying something
new. To improve readability, I'm going to add the day's
adventures to the END of the diary, so the reader can start from
the beginning. Last
update: Monday, October 16, 2000 (Late Bake).
Thursday Night, October 4,
2000: As You may know, Columbus Day at Disneyland is my way
of making sure that the disaster that was Columbus Day, 1996 never
happens again. We have the weekend and we have something
special to do! Disneyland, here we come!
Did you know that I'm saving
all these web entries? Well, I am. It's my intention
to burn the reports onto a CD someday, so the Lads can relive
their Adventures of youth when they get older and pass them on to
THEIR children! Maybe they'll get motivated to take THEIR
children to Disneyland and not put it off!
Well, the night of Thursday,
October 4 was memorable. We all have
our 2000 - 2001 Disneyland annual passes in hand. The Giants
lost a playoff game, in an exciting contest. We even had
Colt's new tutor come to the house for the first time, and
(although I thought it was going to be a disaster) it turned out
OK. The game was watched and lost, but all homework
was done by the time they got back to their Mom's
house. The tutor has bright pink hair, but some of the
finest OES volunteers I ever worked with had blue or green hair at
one point. Pink? Not a problem!
She (The Boy's Mom) was gracious and
accommodating, in that she accepted the Boy's somewhat late return
without complaint and had a good selection of Boy's clothing ready
to pack for the Adventure.
I had an encounter tonight, at the Safeway,
after I dropped the Boys off, with a couple with young
children. They listened to my story and said I was a
"Terrific Dad!", for not going away. Thanks!
They said "so many Dads do go away", and I felt so
empowered by their words. I am, I think,
an invincible Dad. Hey, but We're going away!
OK, Big difference!
For Friday Afternoon: Let's get out
o'town! Fights, Frights and United Flights! Here we
go!

Friday night, October 6, 2000
Well, here we are back in the
land that Walt built. We got to our closely scheduled (Boys
out of school at 12:20, us on the plane by 1:40) flight on time
and with little worry. Of course, it was late - but
that's to be expected. It's United. I got squished between a
very big dude and a nice businessman. Colt got the same but
his big dude was a big woman - one row in front of me. NOW I
know what e-ticket means - E-row seats! E-squish! I
had trouble opening my magazine without intruding on my seatmate's
space. (Not to be confused with the old Disneyland
"E-Ticket", which actually got you a cool
ride.
Aside: Did you know
that Disneyland will still accept those tickets? They do -
and will refund them - AT FACE VALUE! Yes, folks, those old
10 cent tickets will bag you 10 cents! Of course, the Disney
organization will THEN go out and sell those collectables for
HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS! Might I suggest Another Avenue to part
with them ?- Like ANY Avenue?
We got in just in time for a
little Southland traffic. It jams up like traffic in the Bay
Area, but moves at 60 MPH. You DO have to pay attention!
We arrive in the Park a
little after 6:00 PM - hungry time. To the Bengal BBQ for
the usual - isn't it cool to have a "usual" at
Disneyland? The Bengal beef was spicy, and the Banyan chicken was
sweet - as usual. It was good, but not as filling as
remembered. Perhaps it's The Boys getting bigger.
Thus fortified, we tried to
make it to the 'Rocket Rods' - not reported as closed on the web
site, we assume it's open. ASSUME NOT! THEY'RE
GONE!!! Rumor has it that they broke down too much.
The fact is, there is a sign in the waiting lobby entrance
promising their return in Spring 2001. Too bad, but we had a
number of rides on the usuals (Haunted Mansion, Space Mountain,
Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Tours) and two jaunts on the new,
highly publicized AUTOPIA.
About Autopia: It
preserved the best of the old and added much in the new. For
one thing, the new course encompasses the real estate of both the
Autopia that was closed last year and the one that has been closed
for as long as I can remember - so the ride is twice as long as
before. There is a huge "Jumbotron" type of screen
that keeps waiting crowds amused with humor and jokes reminiscent
of the humor used on the Jungle Cruise - clean and corny.
Using the 'fast pass' system is highly recommended - it
works. At the end of the wait are three animated boxes -
using the Chevron cars as characters.
We plugged on for several
hours. We finished our last Autopia ride - we used our
fast passes - well after the 10:00 PM closing time. We just
thought to try Adventure Land again - Why not? We're on
adventure! - one more time. Well, it was going full
blast. Heck, the place wasn't going to close until midnight,
we were told! What? That's not what the website, the
sign at the gate nor the shuttle driver said! OK, we'll just
have to live with that. We Adventure Boys - and the princess
with us - have learned to live with surprises and scheduling
twists. We can survive this!
Finding ourselves in
Adventure Land AND finding ourselves a bit hungry AND finding the
Bengal Barbecue still open -- Well, we decided to help ourselves
to - what else - more of 'the usual'! What was UNUSUAL, we
found, was that the spicy Bengal beef was far less spicy this
time, than mere hours before. I wonder if they tone it
down for the late hour? Another Disneyland
mystery! We'll just have to do further testing.
Finishing up, we exit the
Park and wait for the shuttle bus. Well, we waited too long,
because, by the time we walked back to the Candy Cane Inn (The
Usual Place), we found the bus parked and locked up
tight. Disneyland stayed up late tonight, but forgot to
tell the Hotels and Inns about it. Oh, well, one has to
expect that while on adeventure!
The weather was warm - by my
standards - but 100% overcast. As I type this, outside on
the deck, the boys are still up (sort of) and I'm wearing a long
sleeved T-shirt. Not the warmest, yet not the harshest climate we
have faced here. I have seen my friend, the Candy Cane Night
security guy, but he hasn't recognized me yet. Just wait!
Of course, The Boys went to
bed way too late tonight, but that's my fault for rebuilding a
junked notebook for them - and bringing it along. They
played games on it until I called a halt, at which time they both
immediately went to sleep - they're exhausted!
Come to think of it -- so am
I!

Saturday, October 7, 2000
This morning, we sluggishly
awoke to a morning of 100% cloud cover and a muggy chill.
When we finally shake the chill out and make Disneyland just
before noon, we discover that almost all of Southern California
thinks today would be a great day to visit. We also discover
that I'm not the only Northerner to use Columbus day as an excuse
to come down and take advantage of the schooling situation -
several others are down from the North as well.
We also discover that some
Gay pride group has selected today as some kind of "Do Disney
day". Distinguishable only by their red shirts and San
Franciscan style humor, the only problem they present is adding to
the population inside the gates. I guess that explains the
airplane buzzing by with a banner promoting some gay duck's
website.
With lunch behind us -
burgers and pretzels at Tomorrowland - we head for the
monorail. Rather than a scoot through the new construction
site, the monorail is a back and forth shuttle between the hotel
and Disneyland. Inefficient, but much better than the last
time we visited, when it was completely shut down.
We head to the Disneyland
Hotel, where vast construction is going on there, too. It
seems that this project will turn Disneyland into a hotel zone, a
shopping center, a media center, a multiplex movie house and
two amusement parks. It's impressive.
One cast member leaked to us
that Disney wanted to build this in Long Beach, but City officials
had a problem with some of the things Disney wanted to do - so
they just took their ball and went home to Anaheim - where they
NEVER have a problem with approving what Disney wants to
do.
Well, he also made it a point
of denying the existence of the "underground
Disneyland", when we found an entrance from the tram.
Duh! Anyone who has waited for the "Rocket
Rods" has been there - just converted for public
use. Rumor has it that the local Law Enforcement has a
substation down there! This came from a confidential
source.
At the hotel, the radios came
in handy as one boy got separated from us. It was an anxious
time, but in the end he had simply misunderstood what we were
going to do and was about 50 feet away. Still, it was
another case of "Forget the Force. Use the radio,
Luke".
A walk around the hotel - and
a round of remote controlled boats -
later, we return to the
park - and waves of crowds. We use our fast passes for an
exciting ride on the Indiana Jones Adventure, without the wait -
and we get new ones for the same ride between 9 and 10
PM.
Christopher commands his boat!
At a "smoking
spot", The Boys got curious and hopped a fence to nowhere and
saw nothing. What happened? They got busted - by a
janitor. They have secret hiding spots. I got busted
too, looking to see what The Boys had found, by standing on a
bench. The Boys had made themselves scarce.
Can you guess what we wanted
to do - and did - just then? We left. This crowded
circus was quite enough. We went back to the hotel and
relaxed. Slept, even.
We ate dinner outside and
returned about 9:00 PM. We watched the fabulous fireworks
display. We worked our way through the streaming crowds with
strollers. Streaming, as it turned out, for the exit.
This was good news for us!
We did our second fast pass
ride on IJ and had a great time. We did the Haunted Mansion
- twice. Well, The Boys did it on their own for the first
time and we did it again as a group later. Their first ride
alone was the same one that freaked Colt out as a youngster!
Power to the Children!
YES! I finally got my
ride on the Teacups! I don't know why I like it so much -
maybe it's because the children loved it so much in their younger
days - maybe its because my Dad took me when I was a Boy - I
don't know. But I do. We just did it!
A late "double
header" on Space Mountain completed the evening. When
we were done, it was midnight, and the time to head out was
nigh!
Back at the Hotel, the Boys
wanted to watch TV, play on the computer and eat - sweets.
They seemed perfectly satisfied to take their showers, brush their
teeth, drink their (bottled) water and go to sleep.
You just have to direct them. The tap water, by the way, is
still as awful as rumored.
Totals for the trip:
Disneyland Hours: Yesterday: 7. Today 10.
Total = 17 Disneyland hours.

Sunday, October 8, 2000
Shucks, let's change
colors! Today was a bit of a change of pace. We were
exhausted from Saturday, so we felt no rush to get into the Magic
Kingdom. The weather, to add to our mood, was bleak and
cloudy, so our movements were slowed. When we got moving out
at about noon - Adventure was sure to follow.
The first stop was lunch at a
shopping center - no big deal there. We walked the center
afterwards and were surprised by the contrasts. On one hand,
a 99 cent store was doing brisk business - to the point of seeing
kids buying candy with food stamps (and taking the change in
cash). On the other hand, BMWs and other brand new expensive
vehicles sprinkled a parking lot mostly populated with other -
older vehicles.
The Princess with us - it's
her birthday - suggested we get out of there. We did, but
not before we got her a birthday card, which the boys suitably
modified!
A visit to the local Fry's
Electronics store was next. Last visit, one gift certificate
was exchanged - this time the second one was turned in - for
another game, of course!
A scenic drive through the
entire Anaheim area followed - like anywhere, there are nice areas
and seedy ones.
A little "parent
intelligence" was gathered - the park was far less crowded
today, but far more than usual for this time of year - an
indication that my Columbus Day trick has been found
out!
Entry into the park - using
our new passports - was without incident. We managed to
outwait a breakdown of the Matterhorn Bobsleds and get that ride
Christopher really, really wanted.
It was then off to
dinner. I really like to give The Boys a fine meal for our
'last night' Supper (before I have to turn them over to their
Mom). Tonight's meal at the Bear Country Barbecue was no
exception! Pork ribs were the order of the night, and they
demolished their meat, corn, beans and biscuits! I don't
think you can have a better balanced meal than that! The
only part they declined was the cole slaw - they don't like ANY
cole slaw, even mine - but I was more than happy to oblige 'em by
taking it off their hands!
We found an engraved trinket
at the after dinner smoking place, which we promptly took to lost
and found. I hope it makes it back to the rightful
owner. As readers know, lost and found has worked for us in
the past!
The 45th celebration parade
followed, and radio provided coordination for a mad dash to the
Indiana Jones ride afterward. ("Use the radio,
Luke!") Well, we got our ride, then another - thanks to
no line. Colt was able to take a third ride, alone, as the
rest of us went for a bathroom and smoke break.
"Just a minute,
Bill", I hear you ask. "Wasn't Colt terrified of
the Indiana Jones ride, just a few years ago"? Well,
gentle reader, he was. He wouldn't ride it for some time
after the first time - due to a fright about bugs on the
route. I'm happy to report that he is completely over it -
and letting him ride the attraction alone lets him take that old
"Bug -O-Phobia" into his own hands and squish it
completely - like, well, a bug!
Again, 'Power to the
Children".
Back to Disneyland. It's
closed now, but we have fun at the arcades before we depart.
Back at the hotel, The Boys
want to run their games, but there isn't room on their
computer. Some corrupted DOS game has to go. Colt
proves a whiz at DOS instructions and is able to rid the machine
of the program the old way - one subdirectory at a time. I'm
quite proud.
Well, it's our last night and
the day has been good. The weather has been satisfactory,
but by no means hot. We never used the sunscreen I so
carefully brought. The website crashed when a field upload
failed, but it got fixed quickly - while we were at
Disneyland. The area must be growing, because the high
voltage lines that were just moved to make room for the California
Disney are being upgraded - the pulleys to replace cables are up
right now. I'll bet we see more than the twin conductors
when we return.
Hours Tonight: 4:00 PM
until 10:30 PM (We went for Ice Cream and the Arcade): 6.5
hours. Added to the 17 hours, so far = 23.5 Disneyland
hours!

Monday, October 9, 2000
This morning, the weather had
taken a turn for the worse! It was cold and
foggy. Nonetheless, we head off for the Magic Kingdom!
The Boys got their ride on Splash Mountain, and that's all that
counts! A lunch at Bengal Barbecue is it's regular spicy
self. A cast member tells us that the BBQ sauce is always
the same and I have no reason to doubt her.
At 2:40, the regular buzzer
sounds on my pager and HAM radio - It's time to go to pick up
The Boys! In this case, it's time to depart Disneyland
and head for the airport. Total = 26.5 Disneyland hours!
An early dinner later, the
rental car returned - with a wild rat story attached, with yet
another "Forget the Force! Use the radio!"
incident under our belts, we are - seriously delayed. A
storm has interfered with our "well in time " plans!
Well, we made it home with
some delays and The Boys were back at their Mom's home by 11:00
PM.
"Everything that comes
around, goes around Dep't": If you closely read the
current events column, you'll remember Colt's new tutor, you know
- the one with the pink hair - is aboard our plane! What a
coincidence!
Well Adventured, The Boys
return to their Scholastic duties. Colt fights for - earns
and wins - a reprieve from his "medications". As
of Nov 6, 2000 he is still earning his right to be medication
free. Christopher is doing extremely well, TYVM!

Criminy sakes, we try to tell
kids that "drugs are bad", then forcibly medicate the
hell out of them. THEN we wonder why they accept drugs when
they're older? GET A CLUE! Duh!
At 12 years of age, I'm
standing beside my child in the war against Drugs, AGAINST HIS
MOTHER and her Doctors.
Fortunately, Colt has
presented himself as not needing those medications, and he has me
to help stand up for him.
As of early November, 2000,
he is responding well. He knows that he has the backing of
his Dad, as long as he does well - and he has.