We're on the first Disneyland
adventure of the year 2000! This year - at the ex wife's request, and to
be nice - I switched spring and winter breaks with her. The boys and I
have the Winter break together this year. Latest
Entry: March 8, 2000.
February
18, 2000 Tonight was the beginning of the Winter
Holiday. The Princess
and I added a Surprise "Disney Preview" tonight: A
trip to the METREON Center for an I-MAX presentation of Disney's Fantasia
2000. This was the first time for an
I-MAX movie for any of us, and fantastic doesn't begin to describe it. For
one thing, You order the tickets on line. When you walk up to the
dispenser, you insert your credit card and it hands you your tickets -just like
that! When you enter the theatre, the screen is eighty feet high and one
hundred feet wide! The sound is so accurate that I had to turn my head to
see where the drummers had walked in behind me. It was the sound
system. The Disney visuals just stunned all of us. What a perfect
prelude for the Disneyland adventure!
February
21, 2000
We depart San Francisco,
well armed with web page printouts and data. We figure that, no matter
what, a few Disneyland hours are for us tonight! We depart the San Francisco gas
station a little before 2 PM. The ride is pretty uneventful. We saw
no accidents and relatively few crazy drivers. Only 2 CHP vehicles were
even seen (and one of them turned out to be LAPD). With only one rest stop
and one gas stop, we pulled into the Candy Cane Inn at 8:40 PM, with 405 miles
on the log for a record time of 6 hours and 40 minutes. Anyone who knows
me knows I didn't much break the 70 M.P.H. limit, and did much
less on the Grapevine -
which was the only spot where we got rained on!
We
check in and are "rarin" to go" when we are informed by the staff that
the Magic Kingdom is closing at 9:00 PM tonight - not the midnight from their
web site - due to the rain. Apparently, they got hit severely during the
day and Anaheim lost some trees and sheds!
(Note:
As
of 12:45 AM on Tuesday, Feb. 22, not another drop has fallen from the sky).
We
make do, have a nice dinner, buy some swim suits for the boys and spend the
remainder of the evening at the pool and hot tub! All in all, it was
probably better to give the boys (and driver Dad!) a relaxing evening and a good
dinner after a long trip - even with their experience traveling.
The
Boys, by the way, were superb! They spent the entire time on their new
computer strategy game. I made the miles slip away by dividing the trip
into 40 mile segments (each 10% of the distance) and announced each milestone,
including 25, 50 and 75% at each century milestone. At each milestone,
they enjoyed a cookie. They did not get jazzed up! As we were each
running on breakfast and 1/2 sandwich consumed at the rest stop, I was amazed.
Christopher
wants this entered: The showers at the Candy Cane are completely
cool! Not only is the tile work new, clean and fresh (Gee! I wonder
where he learned to notice THAT!), but the shower head is SEVEN feet high, which
gives a completely different and pleasing showering experience. I guess I
have a Spring project!
Tuesday,
February 22, 2000
As
expected, the adventure boys were early to be on the go, and we arrived just
after the 10:00 AM park opening.
NEW
Findings! Disneyland has joined in on the smoke
free movement - which is a bit dismaying insofar as I'm a smoker!
They have designated smoking areas in three locations I've found so far, but
they need several more - notably in Tomorrowland and Fantasyland. I can't
get too worked up about it - I'm the most courteous smoker I know, which means
that most people AREN'T. If they add a couple of additional spots, things
will be fine for smokers. You had to
know it was coming, with so many idiots with cigarettes in crowds, oblivious,
holding their cigarettes either in people's faces or holding the thing at child
- face level.
The
Second find is Disney's Fastpass system.
What a good idea. Go to a ride - there are 3 rides on this system - insert
your passport in a machine and get a chit for a specific time window to return
to (almost) the head of the line. You can only hold one active reservation
in the system. If you have an active reservation on one ride, the others
won't give you a reservation. It's a good beginning.
Bad
luck struck our first use of the system. When we used our first
reservation on Space Mountain, it broke down before we could board. We
tried again later on Splash Mountain, but - just as we were going to board -
they had "technical difficulties" and closed the ride for the
night. Oh well! A life of adventure is never without bumps.
That's what separates adventurers from other people. We never wallow in them. We
use them to create new adventure ideas, and act on them!
We
did not, however suffer from lack of rides or amusements. Although Space
Mountain was closed for most of the day, we managed to get two rides in,
multiple visits to the Haunted Mansion, Indiana Jones and many of the other
"biggies". Of course, I embarrassed the lads by
"yodeling" at the Matterhorn Bobsleds. I do that.
My
insider sources tell me that Disneyland was overwhelmed today. The were
expecting a slow day, but got record crowds. Disneyland - to their credit
- extended the operating hours one hour, until 9:00 PM, so everyone had a shot
at riding the attraction they wanted. A brilliant customer satisfaction
move, documented here.
Minor
calamities: I have two FRS radios in the car for the kids to use.
One has turned up missing. Lost for now. Christopher didn't want to
bring along his rain jacket - purchased in Canada and retrieved especially for
this trip. It got lost. I saw a child wearing one exactly the same
later in the day, but what was supposed to do? I did nothing. Bump
Management! I guess that means the lads and I "have" to take
another adventure to Canada this summer in order to buy a replacement rain
jacket. Oh, Darn! Christopher
had the remaining FRS radio and carefully put it in the "stuff" pocket
on the Indiana Jones ride. He forgot it at the end of the ride. Good
News! After our next ride we discovered that it had been found and
turned in! Back in hand! This was a good event, in that Christopher
was feeling badly about losing 'everything you give me'.
We
later took pictures of some ladies we will never see again, and assisted in the
futile search for a child's lost 'color disk', a 3/8" piece of colored
plastic that makes a fiber optic toy colorful. Always the rescue
ranger. What better place?
For
Wednesday, I figure it will be late to Disneyland. I think a trip to Fry's
will take precedence. There is no way we will add in a day at another Park
- the boys give the idea lip service, but never want to go
"today".
Speaking
of FRS (Family Radio Service) radios, they are a MUCH better invention
than sliced Pasteurized process cheese product. When the lads and I
become separated - either by design or accident - they know to pull out the
radio and turn it on immediately. This saved our bacon in one crowd surge
today, when Christopher was momentarily separated from us. We were back in
touch within 30 seconds and together within one minute.
Of
course, for us adventurers, that spelled eleven full hours in the Magic Kingdom,
something few humans can survive. Christopher is the worst causality, with
a case of sore feet!
Wednesday,
February 23, 2000
This
morning, the boys sleep in late - very late. I'm on my 2nd pot of coffee
by the time they stir. No need to rise early - it's raining! The
weather radio reports that we haven't seen anything yet - a storm band is
coming.
We entertain
ourselves by getting lunch, doing some exploring and going to Fry's Electronics. Colt buys a new game, Christopher is in dogged pursuit of a
game that is no longer being made, and Daddy finds a portable color printer that
would fit in a sock. Perfect for field proposals and other business.
It works just fine and the boys break it in by printing pages from the
"hidden Mickeys" web site.
About
4:00 PM the storm has passed and we head into the park, passing rain drenched
casualties coming out. Our plan worked well. There was practically
nobody in Disneyland, and the rides were all ours! Multiple runs were had
on Splash, Indiana, Star and Space.
In
a tribute to high tech, we take a digital photo of a jacket the princess might
want and email it to her. Actually, all the pictures on this report are
digital and do not exist on film or paper.
Thursday,
February 24, 2000
The storm has
passed and the sun is shining this morning! The adventure boys sleep in
late again and it's after noon before they're ready to depart to Disneyland for
a last day of Disney fun!
On the
walk in, we encounter some men doing some paving work and we get into a short
conversation with them. We all laugh that we have a free visit to
"Construction Land"!
The
latest scuttlebutt on the smoking restriction is that it was "forced"
on Disneyland by the city. Right, and who calls the shots in Anaheim City
Hall? Right! A Mouse! Perfect! Disney wants to stop
complaints and increase safety by restricting smoking - but not appear the bad
guy to smoking guests. Enter the city, run by Disney! I'll be
willing to bet that the new law has (c) Disney on every page! Clever!
Still, I'm
not hopping mad about it - as some are - for reasons discussed earlier.
Once they come up with some additional smoking areas, things should be fine for
everyone.
My suggestion for an
additional spot would be that covered peninsula of tables in the transition
between Fantasyland and Tomorrowland, across from the Matterhorn entrance. It's
used for nothing now, save for surreptitious smoking, and would be a perfect
location. Imagineers could also come up with ideas to decorate the smoking
areas - the cigar holding Indian character at the "Thunder" smoking
place is a good start.
Disney is
trying new things to get the lines moving, and I like it. I discussed the
"Fastpass" earlier, and we all love it. Today, we went for the
"Rocket Rods" and were given an alternative to waiting: We could
be guaranteed of being broken up and seated singly, in exchange for going to the
head of the line and riding "single fill in". As you might know,
there is nothing quite as vexing as waiting in a long queue, while watching
empty seats on your chosen ride whiz by. This is quite an intelligent
option. Although the boys and I rode different "rods", we were
aboard and back within 3 minutes of each other. There was even a momentary
stoppage on the ride, and we got to share adventures about where we were when
the ride stopped (nothing serious).
Of
course, we took in as many rides as possible, and Space, Thunder, Indiana, Small
World, Matterhorn and Jungle Cruise come to mind. Lunch brings us back to
Bengal.
Dinnertime was FINALLY at
Daddy's choice: Big Thunder Barbecue! Delicious food, a balanced
meal, and plenty of both make it Dad's special place to eat.
EXPENSIVE!? Be prepared to break a C-note, I've always known. Well,
things have changed. Not the Food, not the taste, nor the portions. The prices
have fallen! Now, they offer a double plate, like a BBQ Pork Ribs and
Chicken dinner - $9.99! Beef Rib and Chicken dinner - $9.99! If you
ask off the menu and request - as we did - Pork Ribs and Pork Ribs, you get
exactly that (and Dad got a bit of extra - which he ate with delight!) and at
the same price!!!
OK, I did break
my last C-note there but I got change, which I promptly spent in the candy and
gift stores - but that was my choice!
That
reminds me of lunch today at Bengal Barbecue. Our server was more than
pleased to honor our request for some extra sauce, but also
explained that one
Bengal Beef skewer was a little "skinny" (meaning thin, not full of
skin), so she gave us another one. We ordered and paid for 2 but got
3. None of it went to waste. Christopher's Banyan chicken skewer
held 4 meaty pieces, making it a better meal than it was in the past - which I
had declared a "good value". I now upgrade the meal value
to "excellent".
Final
meal tally? When I'm in Anaheim on business and need a good dinner, I'm
heading to Disneyland, using my pass, and heading to Big Thunder for
chow! Annual Pass renewal: Assured!
In
re-reading what I wrote about my day and visit to Disneyland, it I couldn't have
come up with a better report if my trip was free and I was paid to write
it. Here is what I have to say about that:
Following
today's report, which is posted for all to see, I might take a moment to say
that I'm simply a guest at Disneyland, and have nothing to gain or lose by
telling what I found on a particular day. If I'm ever hired on by the
Disney organization, I'll tell. I get no special favors, other than those
that a friendly spirit and a ready smile gets. If
you're an ordinary person at Disneyland and want to be treated in an
extraordinary manner - get in on the act! Turn your frown upside
down, be friendly and - with that attitude - almost anything can come your
way! Remember my trip to the Disneyland Fire Station! It can
happen! Disney really seems to have a knack at hiring people who love
doing what they do, who get in on the act, but who are honest - not phony.
Yes, they really will tell you the truth about what's going on if you ask nicely
and you can get inside info simply by being nice with nice people.
So,
No, I'm not paid or otherwise rewarded for saying the things I do.
Try to take the
same attitude home with you. Smile at the person who is checking out your
groceries - you might make a new friend. I'm taking some lessons back to my
business. Security Systems and Disneyland may seem like a far stretch, but
satisfying the client (guest) needs and wants isn't at all!!
Maybe
that's the whole idea!
We
have had our last visit to the "Magic Kingdom" for this
adventure. Already, reality has started to creep back in, but the spirit
of Disneyland lives on within us! I even hope to take home some of the
"Spirit of Disneyland".
One
of these days I'll tell about how 2 brothers "dissed" Disneyland and
how I stupidly believed them - a story from my past life.... and how it stole
years of Disneyland enjoyment from my life.
Friday,
February 25, 2000
Tonight, I just heard 8 pops and a distant blast
- probably from a shotgun. At about 01:20 AM. 5-2-1, then the blast.
At
the crack of dawn, the Adventure Boys and I .... Were asleep. I got
up at about 10:00 AM, but the boys slept until 11:30 AM or so. They had
their full measure of this Disney adventure. We said our goodbyes to the
Candy Cane Inn staff and departed for the highway at 1:00 PM on the dot.
We filled the Jeep's tank with $1.45 gas and headed North. We dawdled the
way back, stopping when we needed or wanted to. In Fresno, we filled the
tank with $1.79 gas - outrageous! I found out that the price prevails in
the Bay Area as well.
The
drive wasn't particularly difficult - in fact, it was fun! The boys were
amusing themselves with the computer (There were disagreements, of course, but
that happens at rest or at 70 M.P.H.) Some of the Southern California AM
radio stations are OUTRAGEOUS!, and the same frequency for the Disneyland HAM
repeater is also in use for a Fine Business system for much of the ride
home. Radio, therefore, is a good way to turn the miles into smiles!
As
home approached, I knew one place where I could replenish the cash supply and
feed us (3) Adventure Boys dinner, and then the Bay Bridge loomed large
before us. Mileage back: 417, Total time: 8 1/2 hours, including several
stops.
Another Adventure
Complete. Saturday night, the Adventure Boys have to be returned to their
Mom, under a court order provision dating back to when the kids were five years
old. It works out. Homework can be done during this
"dead" time, as is the preference of my now eleven year old. He is old
enough to make his own choices in these matters. Of course, they have a
computer at home and internet access, courtesy of Daddy. Adventure
Complete!
Monday, February 28,
2000 Postscript notes:
The
Boys were returned on time to their Mother.
Both
my girlfriend and I were perplexed on Sunday night when the phone rang several
times and there was nobody on the line. Although I was busy - and
disinclined to give the calls a second thought - she did a (Star 69), which
calls back to the originating number. Although it took me a few moments to
recognize the voice, it was my former wife! It
turned out that she had allowed one of my Sons to access the Internet, but he
has mistakenly clicked on the "Connect direct to Daddy" icon (put
there for troubleshooting) instead of the "Internet connection from
Daddy" button. It was one of
those little bumps in an Adventurer's road that allowed me to have a short chat
with one of my Sons, and so was a benefit and pleased me.
On
Monday, I cleaned some of the "stuff" out of the Adventure Jeep.
It's amazing how much "kid stuff" can accumulate from a Disneyland
ride! Within 30 seconds, I found the missing FRS radio! It just poked out
from under the front seat. It was still on, powered, and chirping a 'low
battery' signal.
I
sent an email to the Disney people, suggesting an additional smoking
place. I received a reply that they were thankful for my suggestion (It
was a thoughtful one), and that they would consider it. I hope they
do!
Wednesday, March 1, 2000
I
had neglected to mention this before. On Saturday following our return
from Disneyland, we went to the mall. As we passed the Disney store, we
just had to go in! As sometimes happens, I got into a chat with another
customer, and before long, was extolling the virtues of our Disneyland
visit. In short, the boys may be making new friends and volunteering for a
public service thing of their own.
Last
night, I reconnected with the lady by phone and she might have a need for a
"tech head" for a project involving the net. You mean this labor
of love might have actually sharpened my skills enough to make me
marketable? That would be Disney magic!
March
8, 2000
Incredible as it might
seem, the lost raincoat was found and returned in last night's
mailbag! Disneyland found the raincoat and simply returned it - without explanation
nor fanfare - what an incredible and wonderful world Disney's legacy
runs!
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